April 12th, 2005
|12:03 am - friends only bitches|
from here on out. because people are douches. so if you're not a douche, and you wanna add me, i'll probably add you back.
March 11th, 2005
|09:25 pm - sitting here thinking..|
I'm gonna be very nice to certain people right now! Well.. not necessarily nice, just stuff I'm thinking. All of which happens to be good. lol wow lemme shut up.
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That's enough of me being mushy :) I already made Amanda cry! Lol. I'm sorry! No crying!! Only happiness! I don't know what I would do if these people weren't in my life either now or at some point. I wouldn't be the person I am! Omg I can be such a nerd sometimes. But a sweet, loving nerd <3 I'm really tired tonight so I don't even know what I'm gonna go. Not go out. Definitely stay up to watch Crank Yankers tonight with the voice of Dane Cook!!! :)
Current Mood: restless
Current Music: silence
March 3rd, 2005
|07:31 pm - LmFao|
DANE QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fkning hilarious.
"I want to leave behind a "legacy". I think everybody does. But I think the problem with this is that everyone thinks to big. You try to do too much at one time. And you can change the world by doing small little things to and for people in your life everyday. That way, people can remember you for the rest of their life..
Perfect example. I was over in Central Park, over there, the other day, and I saw this young boy.. just standing around, eating an ice cream cone. So, I went up to this young boy.. I went up to him and I SHOVED the ice cream into his face, laughed at him and said, 'REMEMBER ME'.. and then I ran off into the woods."
"+points to an audience member+ Did you just tell me to be careful? What are you, my lifeguard? Careful, Dane.. Careful, Dane.. What are you, spotting my jokes? Careful.. CAREFUL.."
(about people asking when they're done ordering at the drive thru where to go)
"Where do I go...? Where do you go? You follow the one fucking road you're on to me. Where do you, okay ma'am, you're gonna go to the Texico station, take a right, go five and a half miles southeast. You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank, he'll take you to the whopper layer. That's where you go. And you've got ten minutes to get there, or we take your food."
Im driving, as im driving, im driving safely, im obeying the rules of the road, whatever sign comes at me at look at it and go okay, you got it, sign.
I see, I asses the situation.
I say what anybody here says automatically, you cant help it, it just comes out ready ready, Umm Helllllo? um.
unless your black, its a little different if your black its Check out this mother fucker, check out this mother fucker
If your Chinese then it :SCREECH::Crash: Thats, thats nice
The other person, they get out of their car, look at you like its your fault, even if it is clearly their fault, they still look at you like "why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?"
Even if i was blind I would know this was horribly damaged by the way it feels
"Yeah, I was in my kitchen, and I heard it. I heard it, so I came out. Yeah, I heard it, so I came out. YEAH! You were in the basement? WELL I was in my KITCHEN! I came out because I heard it."
"EEEEEEEErrrrr! Ksshhhh!! Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes? Fuck it! I'm goin out with out shoes."
"Everyone owns monopoly, but they all hate it. You know why? Beucase 2 1/2 hours later you're saying: 'Fuck this game! It's 4 in the morning grandma, you win!' I hate it when you're the banker, where did you get those pink $50s you cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa! Nana's a cheating whore!"
OK I'm done for now haha just had to share because I love him and I needed a Dane icon and found that and laughed! :) BYE!
February 23rd, 2005
September 7th, 2004
May 2nd, 2004
|03:34 pm - im short, i know it, i shake my big booty and show it|
i almost forgot about my fun time working last night. i was getting sick of ppl not hearing me yell "next in line" plus that big homogay "childrens miracle network" thing blocked me nicely so ppl are just hearing a voice and looking around like idiots, so i went and got a phonebook and stood on it hahaha. then i tried to get another one cuz i didnt have much space to really move on my little phonebook platform but the white pages werent as big as the yellow pages so i was all uneven. until i just stacked them on top of each other and stood on that lol. i got respect. before, me looking up at ppl like "excuse me, pay your late fees" did nothing. now i tower above them like "bitch, pay your late fees or ill fuckin cut you" and they do. on top of that they buy lord of the rings cards or make a donation, then they run away. what what. *raise the roof push out the walls* it was funny tho, cuz my shoes give me a little bit of height but no, i just need the phone books. at least they didnt make me stand on phone books like when i was in box at regal. no regal didnt make me do that, only a couple times and it wasnt in a mean way we were all kidding around so it was fun. but i did this on my own free will. ppl still didnt hear me sometimes tho, even on the phone books. i had to yell "i can help the next person" like 5 times. ridiculous. if youre next in line, fucking pay attention. dont go wondering what youre gonna have for dinner or pick your ass. then i told them i needed a microphone WHILE standing on the phone books. but that didnt even help on regal, ppl still didnt hear me sometimes. maybe i need to decorate myself in lights and wave a bright yellow flag that says "NEXT" in big red letters while standing on my phone books w/ my microphone. no, even then ill still get dumbasses standing there digging in their fucking ear or talking on their phone not paying attention. oh well, work went by fast last night and it was pretty fun. itll be fun again tonight. i gotta go get ready now tho so g'bye.
April 27th, 2004
If I were a month I would be: after plenty of thought, i have decided on july
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday. fridays are usually good.
If I were a time of day I would be: 10pm. woop woop.
If I were a planet I would be: urbutt. hah. ok maybe pluto because its little and far away from all the other planets.
If I were a sea animal I would be: an OTTER! =D
If I were a direction I would be: SOUTH. you know how i do. although im a yankee. i like it up north. but south is a good direction. i like goin south ;)
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: the COUCH. sexy stuff.
If I were a sin I would be: lust. purrrrrrrrrrrrr.
If I were a historical figure I would be: haha jessica simpson. shes historical to me. and im most like her. "ok they have sand dollars, but are there sand coins?"
If I were a liquid I would be: jiz. cuz im a ho w/ a big fat toe.
If I were a tree I would be: a palm tree on the beach of an island.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: a heavy snowfall that covers everything in a blanket of white and everything looks so clean and fresh.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: drums. i would be loud and have no rhythm.
If I were an animal I would be: a dolphin! no cuz i dont like to swim in the water =/ hahah. yeah. um. a dolphin or a little cute monkey. not the ugly baboons w/ the red butts or anything. or a very spoiled house cat.
If I were a color I would be: BRIGHT YELLOW! or maybe pink. id be puerto rican if i was yellow.
If I were a vegetable I would be: potatoes. theyre a vegtable right.
If I were a sound I would be: the waves crashing
If I were an element I would be: water
If I were a car I would be: silver convertible mercedes
If I were a song I would be: cant get enough of your love babe!
If I were a movie I would be: pulp fiction
If I were a book I would be written by: britney! hey, she wrote books. and i wouldnt necessarily be a good book. and i think im pretty easy to read. most of the time. ok not really.
If I were a food I would be: STEAK! im a steak dinner. you remember that >=O
If I were a place I would be: some island with white sand and clear water where theres not a lot of people.. and you have to go to the market to get food and cook from scratch.. either that or connecticut. id be my grandmas house in connecticut.
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: iced tea
If I were a scent I would be: i would be me fresh out of the shower after using my dove shampoo and whatever kind of body wash, then being sprayed w/ sheer passion perfume.
If I were a word I would be: gaw
If I were a body part I would be: the butt.
If I were a facial expression I would be: =/ the paul face!
If I were a cartoon character I would be: stewie
If I were a shape I would be: </3
If I were a number I would be: 1938747603038677
April 23rd, 2004
|02:33 am - PICTURES!!!!!!!!!|
im bored so im just gonna post some pics now. =P
copin a feel ;)
hmmm.. i was trying to not look drunk in this pic.. didnt really accomplish that...
karaoke time!!!! we're so hot.
lol and im done now. im tired. i dont know why i didnt go to bed in the first place, but im going now. teehee.
April 22nd, 2004
|10:53 am - NEW HOBBIES!!!|
i told katie we're gonna start crocheting (sp?!) lol. shes like "wtf are we old ladies?" i was like "no lots of young ppl crochet." and the fact that i said young ppl kinda made me sound like an old lady. i told her we're gonna be sitting there crocheting then work out to our richard simmons tape.. as long as we're not late to bingo. im gonna start making tshirts too, i have a couple good ideas and cool things to put on shirts. and i have shirts in my closet that i can remake so ill actually wear them.
judge mathis is on now!!! i didnt know he was on early in the morning. im never up this early lol. ok im really going now. have stuff to do. ta ta.
|10:18 am - woop woop|
how AWESOME is it to come home and find 4 cute new pairs of shorts sitting in a bag on your bed!!! i hadnt even gone upstairs yet when i updated last night, but thats what happened =) my mommy loves me. she knew i had like on pair of ghetto shorts lol. and we're going to the beach this weekend so i should have more.
i just babysat claire.. whatta cutie. we played a bunch of games. the lion king, some matching game, and hi ho cherry. lol or something like that. i work tonight and have a couple things to do before work so blah. im tired.
im gonna go start my day. technically its already been started.. so whatever. im going to continue my day. =P
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: are you gonna be my girl - jet